Yosemite, Sonora, Tioga, Sierras, hot springs! 775 mile trip 3 nights camping
“All loaded up and everywhere to go.” – Green Magic Man

Just got in from a 3.5 day trip and 3 night of moto camping with my friend.
It was an awesome trip.
But to tell this tale, I really must back up to the prior day. My friend flew out and rented a brand new just broken in BMW R12000GS with 600 miles on the clock. I will review that bike later in the post.
We joined a friend who owns a ‘Busa for a short 2 hour ride on Saturday. My bike immediately, right out of the driveway, runs like Sh&t. It has a severe stumble and just running awful. Recall from prior posts, Green Magic had developed what I called a ‘hot idle’ issue. Anytime the temp climbed from normal 1/3 reading to 1/2 on the temp gauge and the fan kicked in, like on a warm day at a traffic light or two it would pull away stumbling terribly, and have a rotten idle and die without throttle often.
Well, I don’t know it yet, but they are related.
Saturday the bike reaches a permanent horrible running state, and after about 20 miles into the ride, I throw in the towel and know I have to head home. It’s not getting better, and I need to start tearing apart the bike looking for who knows what. I have no idea and I’m not happy. It is T minus 27 hours to planned departure and I have to work all the next day Sunday as well.
I ride back, make posts about it on the forums HELP!, and stew.
B comes back and is positive about it all and declares we will find the problem and fix it. I guffaw.
Two burritos later, we remove many fairings, the gas tank, the air box and I start digging right away into looking for pinched fuel lines (none apparent), while B is looking for vacuum leaks. He thinks vacuum leak, although I am really thinking electrical / spark issues.

I examine the ignition coil closest to me. BINGO. I find the smoking gun. The HT lead (spark wire) coming from the coil is not even held in tight, it’s slid out 1/2″ to 1″ at least. It’s also the only part on the motor wet, just the wire and the coil insert area. I remove the wire and it’s a horrible mess, all oxidized green and burnt looking. The inside of the coil is bad news too, heavy oxidation and the spike / prong has been long corroded and gone (I recall that from when I cut and replaced all my spark plug wires nearly 3 years ago to get Green Magic to start and run again).
So we clean it all out, chop 1″ off the wire and re-bend the longer core wire around the insulation. We E. tape around the wire where the compression fitting would slide to, to widen it a little bit. The tighten it all up and it’s pretty snug again.
I am feeling very very confident this was the issue and I was running on 3 cylinders, or 3.5 or 4 sometimes depending on heat and expansion and resistance and the wire slipping farther from the metal conducting end inside the coil. I have no spare coil, and it’s not the best repair, more like a patch. But I’m desperate to have a bike running that will make this trip, and that’s that.
Button it all back up and fire it up at 11:30pm. I take it down the hill and it runs absolutely perfect. Woohoo!!! I am thrilled.
Next day I work all day Sunday until 7pm, and race back to dump gear and scramble / panic / bark to load up all the gear as fast as possible. I waste at least 10 minutes searching for the damn usb to mini usb cable that will power all our devices which ratchets up my time panic and fouls my mood. By 9pm we are KSU (kick stands up) and off and running!!

Day (night) 1: About 180 miles at night. (The irony is that we ride the most miles on this leg besides day 2)
We ride 9pm until 12:30am until we hit the campground in Jerseydale. This is all superslab riding fast at night (we pass most cars). The temp is 52 degrees when we leave – quite cold for weather here lately. It was cold riding back from work two hours ago and it’s getting worse. I layer up with two long sleeve shirts, my TMZ moto armor and Frank Thomas padded jacket with everyhting shut / buttoned up and all helmet vents closed.
It’s a cold start and continues until we get through the Altamount Pass (I place I hate due to torn up roads and constant horrible blasting winds that blow me all over the highway). Turning south on the 580 and onto the even faster superslabs here, we pass a few small plateaus and suddenly the temp jumps from 51 to 78 degrees and we can feel this instant wave of heat. It’s very welcome and cheering for this ride and the farm smells are abundant as we can almost taste the heat.
B got super tired by Merced and we almost had to stop altogether and get a cheap hotel there. I think having a $25K rental bike in that town made him think twice. He had some water and seemed to recover a little bit and off we go. I told him after Merced there’s likely nothing. Mariposa will be all booked out this time of year. So if we continue we likely have to commit to the whole way.
We hit the 140 which is a great road and have it all to ourselves, no cars. Riding through the night following my friend in the dark I am smiling and happy at this stage. It reminds me of trips when we were in our teens and twenties together and riding beautiful summer nights in NH and Cape Cod.
I have extremely vague directions on how to get to this site, and never been there. I’m a little anxious riding there in the pitch dark. I am riding as fast as I can on the very twisty roads off 140, outriding my headlights in corners – not smart.
I finally locate this remote campsite, it not only exists and is open, it’s a very pretty and serene place to my relief. Great location about 9 miles off the main road 140 into Yosemite. This place is a gem. I find an open spot quick and we pitch the tent right next to the bikes. As I’m fumbling with the tent B comments “Look at the stars!” I look up and they are incredible. This place is so still and quiet and nothing is around it.
Day 2: Roughly 235 miles via Sonora Pass.
We get up and the campground is gorgeous. I am thrilled to be back in nature, far away from it all. The stillness, the animals, the trees… magic stuff this blue sky filled morning.

I walk to the end of the grounds (short) and scare a deer who trots off. There are cows in a pasture nearby too. The crow was making a serious racket since dawn and I see him fly overhead in the tall pines and redwoods.

We pack up everything again – this time more leisurely and a little more sensibly and ride back down to Mariposa. The roads back to 140 are beautiful and thrilling. We have 3 deer crossing these roads as we ride. In Mariposa, we gas up and stop at a small diner there for breakfast.
The staff are nice, and the food was pretty good – a beef breakfast burrito for me with coffee. This place just reminds me of Weirs Beach and a touristy place but I like it. It’s already quite hot here – real hot. It’s hard to be in the sun with any gear on. I post the Revenue Service a whole bunch of coin for my estimate (because I’m such an outlaw), and off we go – heading for the famous “Mini Dragon”.
We head north on 49 from Mariposa and stop briefly in Bear Valley for me to show B some of the gold rush era ruins.


We stop at the summit for pics and then hit the “Mini Dragon”. Rt 49 from Bear Valley to Coulterville is superb, an exquisite road in top shape today.

Both B and I note later that the tar snakes induced rear wheel slip while cornering hard. The road is amazing, perfect pavement, pretty much zero gravel or sand in any corner. And we just fly through all these corners. It’s a total blast.




A stop in Coulterville is next. We ride by the old chinese grocery east of the small town center, and then park back in town. We walk around briefly and again, it’s very hot here as well, just like September. 
We get back and start a new leg I’ve never done before, 49 North from Coulterville to Sonora. I’m looking forward to more great twisties, but the road there is so-so. Fun, but not like the portion south. We stop at the dam / lake overlook and then in Chinese Camp – a gold rush semi ruined place I’ve wanted to check out. The current population is like 160, and it’s really gone downhill since the heady 1850s days. Many abandoned properties in the small town center. 

Frankly, there’s little to see here so we move on to escape the dominating heat as best we can.
Then off to one of my favorite roads in the world – Sonora Pass. It’s closed down half the year due to snow but not today!
Due to heat and it getting to be 2pm I start getting very tired and loose focus in the early portion of Sonora Pass, so I have us backtrack slightly to Strawberry, where we stop at the Strawberry Inn and sit out back in a great large roofed gazebo type thing on stilts perched high above the nearby Stanislaus River. A welcome break, it’s quite nice with the sound of the river flowing under us.
The pizza, well, best not to comment on it I suppose. Ok, one word – Cisco. ‘Nuff said.
But I do feel a bit better after we split the large pizza and drink a lot of ice water. The blonde foreign waitress waiting on the other tables sure is cute. (Why are we the only ones with the waiter?)
Back to riding and about to close in on the best parts of Sonora Pass.
Sonora Pass. My favorite road:


I drove this road with my same friend B back in 2011 when we drove my Integra cross country. I had been searching for this magical beautiful road that I once did during my snowboard years. I kept thinking it was Hwy. 50 into South Lake Tahoe, but those roads are worlds apart.

We absolutely hammered the roads near the peak and then down the other side east. Just flying through them, no cars to slow us down.
The summit is gorgeous and we loop back for twisties and for me to photograph this area: a spot that feels like Mars or the moon with the smooth rock faces all around.
Heading down east from the summit we are flying through the turns, ripping it up. It’s a complete blast and stunning scenery.



We pass what looks to be a roadside mining shack with small park, and eventually a Marine Mountain warfare training base where there are attack choppers spinning up and 2 Hueys! My favorite helicopter, from the Vietnam era.

We eventually hit 395 and head south with dreams of hot springs in our heads to soothe the aching muscles – we’ve done some heavy turns mileage today and last night was a tad brutal too. We stop briefly at the lovely Mono Lake mtn overlook rest stop.
Heading back 395 South we stop at the last outpost – Mammoth Lakes for dinner. After riding around a little B resorts to his phone and finds a well rated Mexican place. The rating and single $ symbol and I’m sold!
Roberto’s turns out to be great. Very good food, and plenty of chips and perfect salsa and ice water coming. Although inside is full we are offered a place outside and it’s great.
We grab a six pack of Corona – now to find that hot spring I last went to in 1998 and 1999… I think I remember all those unmarked gravel roads through tundra… yeah…
Anyway, I decided to go a newer way with more paved roads and less hairy gravel and trust my GPS to lead me. It actually works and I get right to the ‘ole crab cooker. Nice. And although there are other cars at other spots, it’s empty so we claim it!
And then… we soon realize the hot spring is more or less broken. The source doesn’t have enough water to run thru the rigged up pipes to heat the tub so it’s mild lukewarm at best. We tinker with the hot source piping and try to ge the tube more underwater for awhile but cannot get more output in the tub really. Dammit!
But it IS gorgeous here, and we have the area all to ourselves, so I crack a beer. Yes, that’s right I Crack a beer. As in, no proper opener and crack the entire top off on a rock but don’t realize what I’ve done. Not aware the glass is all cut at the top, I don’t even feel it cutting into my lips. After a long sip, which is tasty, hmmm…. I seem to be spitting blood. Why yes, that’s blood there. Oh damn, that stupid thing happened again…
I decide I’m too tired and ham fisted to open a fresh coldie, so I have B crack the next one for me. At least we have beer and a stellar view as the sun has set behind the mtns. It is a bit chilly here with pretty impressive winds breezing through this open area below the mountains. The tent gently flapping at night often sounds like a wild animal investigating.
Day 3:
Wake up to our beautiful surroundings. It was a cold air night out there, but plenty warm in the tent with the sleeping bag. Crab Cooker:

My friend is an early riser anyway, so the night before I told him when he gets up extra super duper early go forage around for another hot tub, ok? There are plenty around this area, but I only knew this one from the past.
He comes back as I am clearing my eyes and says he’s found one not far away and it has plenty of hot water from the source!
So we mosey over there through the sage brush / tundra whatever all this stuff is, and voila! HOT TUB!!
We go WOT on the pipe tap – wide open throttle, lol. The very hot water streams in and slowly heats up and is soooo nice. We wish we had this last night but oh well, at least we get a fantastic hot soak in to start this lovely day. I note to self the exact location for next moto camping trip here soon… We alternate short bursts right by where the tap enters the tub on our backs, it’s so hot it feels like ultrasound… very good stuff.

We are dry by the time we take the short walk back to our campsite, and saddle up and ride back up to the dirt road – carefully in my case as I’m now pretending to be a dirt bike in heavy sand and junk. Hours in the tub would have been nice but we’re off to see Yosemite and do some hiking there today.
We get back to 395 via the Benton Hot Springs road and head back north passing Mammoth Lakes and ride to Lee Vining. Here we stop for coffee and muffin / bagel. I water up our platypus and camel bak pouches in the restroom sink. And other things are done in there.

We depart the downtown and turn west onto Tioga Pass, this pass I’ve always wanted to ride. In my snowboard years, this route was used by many with sleds (snowmobiles) when it is shut down in the winter and built up legendary road gap jumps here, huge kickers, drops and amazing backcountry powder footage.
While I take the GoPro off my bike’s charger and set it up for this ride section, B dumps all our water and fills up with much more delicious natural spring water which is at a pullout on the left at the start of this magical road.
The ride up Tioga Pass is simply stunning. Awe inspiring mountains and views, it’s just so beautiful. We do some DY passes with the slow set. It’s a blast. We have a ten minute delay at the ranger gate to get into Yosemite proper with all the cages buying passes and the process is slow. In this heat I zip ahead in the breakdown lane and I shut my bike down on the side of the road and walk up to talk to the friendly ranger there. She’s quite nice but informs me we can’t split or drive around (she mentions the word ‘illegal’). OK, she was pretty peachy so I’m still in a good mood. I wait for my friend to get pretty close and fire up Green Magic and join the scrum. Through, we enjoy many minutes of fast riding without a car in sight.
I’m running low on fuel but the plan is to fuel up Tuolomne Meadows as I clearly see a fuel icon in my tank bag Yosemite map. I know it will be overpriced by a fair amount as I was here last year, but I’d rather give the silly overcharge to the park than Lee Vining or Bridgeport. Did I mention that the 6 packs in Bridgeport were priced at $12.99 at the Chevron??
Tuolumne and to the west heading out of the ranger station is also gorgeous. Very cool massive smooth rock structures and big wide meadows. We pass 3 juvenile deer munching by the roadside there.
A stop down the road for a quick bite of grape nuts and water my friend points out all the climbers in the distance – hadn’t even noticed them, the scale of this place is deceiving:

Spot the climbers!
I spy this amazing pull out and have to stop for pics. And just next to it on the next corner is the following parking area with a back view of Half Dome.


Onward we move towards the lower valley. Very pretty riding. Two supermoto guys (actually fully motocross with knobbies) join us and we do some spirited passes of cages. It’s terrific for our evil purposes, all new pavement with no lines painted yet. (Officer, I thought it was a passing zone – ?) There’s some large stops for road maintenance, where I kill the motor and sit under the shaded trees. We do finally make it to the valley floor. I pull in to snap pics of a waterfall and get all my hot gear off.

From now on down here, it’s synthetic hi vis T shirt, short, sneaks and helmet only thank you ATTGATT militia. It’s hot and we are riding like 15 mph everywhere. I road bicycle a LOT faster than this and I’d probably run away from bears about as fast. We hit Degan’s deli for a relaxing lunch on the patio of quite nice subs.
Ride to the final (full / closed / stay away) parking lot by Upper Pines and start efficiently packing in our expensive gear in the locking hard cases and run a cable lock through B’s jacket and our two helmets. I actually leave my SLR locked in the top case and hope for the best. As it turns out… my bags get rifled through when I’m gone.
Off to hike the Vernal Falls, I’m not overly psyched about it as I’m just repeating what I did last September and gosh, there must be tons of beautiful hikes here… but I don’t know them and we don’t want to waste any time… so off we go. We make 1.5 mile trail to the top of Vernal Falls very quickly – even though it’s super steep the last 1/4. We decide (very fortunately) to push on to Nevada Falls and add on another 1.6 miles… now this is new territory for me and I like it! We get to the same elevation as the waterfall – though it’s still obscured. I thought there was supposed to be a view of Half Dome up here but see no view. I spot 3 ladies sitting down resting. I approach and ask which direction they came from and if there was a view a little higher up that way. The middle seated brunette speaks up and says there is no view all the way up that trail. They left at 6am to climb to the summit of Half Dome, there wasn’t much of a view up there and were returning.
Ok, so about 15 minutes later on top of the falls B tells me that one of the women was all flustered speaking to me and digging me hard. What??! How did I miss that? The cute one in the middle? Yep. Doh!
Anyway, hiking up here turns out to be a major highlight of the trip. The top of Nevada Falls is staggeringly beautiful, especially when we decide to take the slightly longer and less steep route out and that’s the mind blowing part!

We make moving target goals of when we want to leave to ride out of Yosemite on 140 in daylight. The longer hike out and we are going slower / normal speed due to us each sustaining very minor pulls hiking up, we settle on 7:30pm ksu. I have to spend time trying to scrape off all the nasty titanium dioxide sunblock in the restroom that has no soap so my leathers and helmet don’t become a sludgy mess. This is a constant problem and annoyance on the road with long breaks and sunblock.
Back to my bike I see a few things strewn around, damn, my soft saddlebags got rifled. Yeah, by like a stupid squirrel. There’s a claw mark in my seat and shredded plastic bag remnants. I didn’t even have any food in there nut hound. Despite this huge setback (joking), we make the 7:30 ksu cutoff.
We ride 140 out and stop somewhere a little past the “town” of El Portal (whatever that means up here) and hit a spot for dinner. My friend is quite annoyed with the fish basket, and rightly so, with two tiny pieces of white fish and tons of breaded nastiness. I do note, however, the fries are excellent, and my turkey avocado sandwich is very good too. There are some kids and a Dad hanging around my bike. I couldn’t be bothered this time to pull the tank bag which has my Nikon DSLR in it, and my passport. It’s weird they hang around for 10 – 15 minutes sitting almost on top of it on the curb area I wedged the bike into to be near a window. I keep looking out from my booth wondering if this is going to be the Sagrada Familia, Barcelona moment where it’s there and it’s gone in one blink. My hip is in near agony from the pull early and all locked up so I am hobbling around and sitting sideways in the booth. No plan to run out there. Finally they leave although not before “Dad” oddly bouncing a 4 pack of toilet paper he’s been holding on my seat several times as he addresses his kids. What on earth? Why? Don’t most people know not to touch someone’s motorcycle? I’m ok with it but I know other’s sure aren’t.
Anyway, we watch the final 30 seconds stretched over 15 minutes and the Golden State Warriors win on the telly so that’s nice for California.
B sort of, well, decides he’s done with the camping thing. He wants to see about a room right here at the resort. I say good luck and he finds they are booked out, but down the road has overflow space at $129 + tax. Not so bad all things considered, but I was so looking forward to camping again at the spot from the first night! And we wouldn’t have ridden a little out of the way on 140 if we had intended to lodge somewhere heading back west… Anyway, we go to see it, and there’s a note that says all people must check in 3 miles back at the resort we just came from! My friend, I can tell by what happens next, must be irate, because barely stopping to read the sign he throttles back out on the highway towards the other direction and the campground, going very fast.
In the dark I keep looking for our turnoff and then flicker my lights and flasher to turn left and on we go through the windy dark mountain roads back to camp. This time I make sure to select a spot with a big table close by to make it much easier for the gear. It does make the night and morning much more enjoyable.
I slept so-so. The pain in my hip hit a crescendo around 2-3 am I am guessing and it was quite hard to sleep. There is also a funny sleep talking incident that night in the tent. I slightly bump B and it goes like this:
B: “Wha… huh” (pause) “So what exaclty are we trying to improve in this situation?”
Me: (pause… thinking…) “… the functionality?”
B: (soft) “Ok” and off asleep again snoring. It was quite funny.
It was hot there, hot enough I slept on top of my sleeping bag all night.
Day 4:


We get up relatively early and have some grape nuts and almonds breakfast there. And head back out on the 140 to Mariposa again. When we get there we decide we can wait a little longer and I’d prefer to stop in Coulterville anyway. The coffee place is closed (Wednesday) and bakery as well but I make a nice little discovery with the Coulter Cafe & General Store:

Nice cup of coffee with free refills, and B and I split a pasta salad. The owner’s husband and I get into a nice long conversation at the bar on my second cup of joe. Very friendly and nice filling me in about the local town history, their business, and the Hotel Jeffery’s history when I ask and the recent fire that happened and shut it down. I’m looking forward to a brew there in the rebuilt bar next time.

I admire the ladies room sign as I scrub off more sunblock in the men’s room from yesterday – this time with soap.


After getting geared up we head out back West on the 132. It’s a really nice road I enjoyed tremendously last September with some really beautiful scenery. It’s hot but keeping moving we are ok. It’s on the this road we switch up bikes and I put the 1200 through it’s paces.





Twice I stop fully and go WOT on the BMW 1200GS through gears 1, 2, and 3. Hmm, that’s probably a buck 10 there… The bike has a wheelie nanny that in an aggressive and ugly / jolting way shuts down the party with the wheel barely off the ground every time I grab a lot of throttle at a stop. It also kicked in when I shifted full throttle first to second gear. It’s… well entertaining, I suppose. Really the best thing is blipping the starter button and the initial exhaust burble. Yeah, it’s got a lot of torque down low – more than my bike – but I couldn’t really care. I guess I really like the raw animal brute force top end power of an I4 supersport bike. And I don’t mind at all to drop a gear or two for a fast pass for example. Simply put, this BMW is not my bag. It might be my bag at $5000, but not at $25K. I’d take a MultiStrada any day over it as would my friend. It does many things ok / well but that’s not good enough for me at all. I want a ripping cornering machine, light feel, really just sport or sport touring. The BMW is far too much of a compromise. I will note we wind up getting almost identical mileage on a tank of gas in the twisty mountains earlier today. And it sure is big, roomy, comfy to ride and quiet with the windscreen. It also has pretty impressive braking. And it does seem to corner well on a few of the fast sweepers I hit, but these are not tight turns to properly evaluate. All that weight is high up, the bike is very tippy feeling. I come close to dumping it sitting still once. If it handles off road well, that could be a major plus, but I really don’t ride off road, so not a big plus for me. Psycho expensive and frequent fussy maintenance isn’t my bag either. I like low maintenance in general let’s say.
We stop in Empire just east of Modesto for lunch, at this point I’m pretty famished and talking about Mexican at the gas fill up has my stomach going. We stop at a cool spot where the waitress is cute, friendly and brings us lot of extra salsa which is quite good, and ice water. B and I remove all our gear and riding pants and boots to cool off, it’s that hot out, full sun and 90s central valley.

After lunch it’s a pretty straight shot back west. We go the longer route on Redwood throughout the mountains and avoid the awful 580 from Hayward to Oakland. It kills my back – I hate that road. We arrive about 8 minutes early to intended time of 3pm. We unload the gear in under 10 minutes and re-pack up my friends gear in his rental and off he goes to SF to return it. It was a truly amazing trip, one of my favorite motorcycle trips ever. The scenery was just spectacular and I’m immediately thinking of returning to the road and my next trip!
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Adventure Touring Series: Wild West Yosemite trip
Just did an epic two day 559 mile trip to Yosemite.
Travel via 132 to Coulterville, the famous 49 highway (of “49′er” fame) to Mariposa and beyond to Oakhurst. Then the unknown and into the original entrance to Yosemite: the stagecoach mountain dirt road and 9 miles of it.
Planned this route the week before but due to extreme hot temps, a high of 90-95 degrees in Yosemite and over 100 on the way there, and smoke choked Yosemite Valley due to two massive forest fires I postponed until today. And even then, suddenly rain was expected some or all morning in the Bay Area and that’s not a fun start. Don’t have everything waterproof, so waited out some of the rain… and went for it!
Rainy view from window greets me at 9am from Berkeley Hills. Not encouraging. But I’m determined to go. 
At least I started the day out properly. (note coffee mug) lol.
Departed at 10am. First stop Oakland hills to borrow a replacement Canon camera. Short stop with some excited chatting with my typical riding buddy. But this was to be a solo trip – no one could go and I planned midweek to avoid crazy weekend crowds.
First stop in the Oakland Hills on the road on Redwood to pee and stopped at side of road what do you think I spy with my little eye?
A discarded Pittsburg tools motorcycle tire balance tool. Sweet! Chuck it deeper into woods to retrieve later. That will get good use.
Side highway to Pleasanton and then get on the ole’ slab. 580 to 132 East, which turned out to be a great guess on my part. Quick stop at Altamount Pass to figure where my exit is.

Excellent 132 road after Modesto, just gorgeous scenery, fast sweepers, excellent pavement and no one, NO cars! Score. This area was just like a western movie, so beautiful. Wish I had stopped at a key spot for more pics but kept going.

Stopped at Turlock State Park for lunch (Only meal I brought with me), and find this interesting bridge overpass I just rode over. Only had to share the space with a nice older timer and his old dog and we chatted for a bit. He’s lived nearby for 60 years and did not know where to head for Coulterville – 30 miles away! Had some nice tips on other places to see on another ride.

La Grange:
Old mining town with some preserved ruins including an old jail. Charming.


132 after this was fantastic. I can’t wait to ride it again. The foothills:


132 all the way until it Ts in Coulterville, another historic mining town. It used to have 25 saloons in it’s heyday, but you can still get a coldee at the Hotel Jeffries with it’s original 3 foot thick adobe walls. I didn’t stay long it was quite hot here. Found this cool looking original Chinese grocery out of town center and stopped for some pics. 

Then you head south of here on route 49 and start the “Little Dragon” which lasts until the summit pass or Bear Valley. Great, beautiful and empty road. Very few cars, a touring bike, a harley and otherwise just breathtaking scenery. The road is “… a chance to see what the country looked like when the miners worked it – tough, demanding, beautiful.” Many mines line this road and it’s part of the “Mother Lode” general area. There was some loose gravel in several turns, but it was loaded with turns and fun fun!


The peak viewpoint is the high point of the Little Dragon. Gorgeous. And I didnt know it until looking at pics later but this in fact is the very spot Dave1 and Bobl stop to take pictures on in Dave1’s ride report and noted the bridge in background. (I had better weather for pics than they did!)

Descend down summit. Had done a litle research and knew upcoming Bear Valley and Mt Bullion were semi-ghost towns with ruins from the Gold Rush days. Didn’t find any ruins at Mt Bullion but Bear Valley was great!

I love this: Highway Patrol sign and the Jolly Roger! I wish…

Mt. Bullion, only thing worth photo. LOL! love this sign, anyone watch “Black Adder?” Awesome British Comedy with Rowan Atkinson. “Privet” is slang for ‘loo’ or toilet. He regularly calls Baldrick ‘Privit breath’ in the series… too funny.
Continued on to Mariposa which is cute but touristy so only stopped for 2 pics there and kept moving to Oakhurst.

On 49, I passed the turn off for Chowchilla Mountain Road here to drive around the other side another 30 miles or so of pavement to cut in half the distance of the upcoming dirt mountain road and instead meet up with it through another dirt road out of Fish Camp.
At 5pm I stopped for dinner (early) due to the unknown next part coming up: the trip into the mountains on a long barely used dirt road / track over a small pass, I knew I’d need as much light as possible and have to take it very slow to not dump the bike.
“El Cid” mexican restaurant was decent at about mile 220 into the trip in northern part of Oakhurst.

Dinner:
Short ride north on route 41 and into Fish Camp. Nothing there, but a sudden road sign signified this is where I get off.
Travelled this historic stage coach road through Chowchilla Mountain through the back door gate into Yosemite. This is where all the wagon trains used to go in and out to Yosemite.
Had to drive 9 miles on dirt back woods mountain pass road. Drove about 5.6 miles off of Route 41 on dirt roads that were so narrow a car couldn’t possibly pass and it would be impossible for a car to turn around in, it was that narrow, no million point turns would do it.
Gah! Where the F am I?? No cell service, no GPS satellite, no roads marked! Shit!
Road narrowing, is this spooky or cool…?
I’m a dirty birdie. I felt bad for Green Magic and the dust.
Huge (??) crossing of Chowchilla Mountain Road with “Forest” – (Garmin) but really I guess it’s Summit Road.
2nd turn option, you go this way young man, East! (Towards Yosemite woods gate).
At last: The Gate – and it’s open and passable!

oh, yeah! If the gate is closed a moto can easily sneak around it.

I backed into this ditch to pitch camp. It looks worse than it was, I powered right out of it without a wheelspin!
Had to squeeze bike into this thicket and camo it a little with branch and cover reflective plate. “Dispersed” camping is allowed in the Stanislaus forest but not too sure about it all… And I find out later I was in a different national forest altogether just before the National Park Boundary.
At camp spot the night terrors begin…
Dark at 8pm and nothing to do so tried to sleep – I was really exhausted anyway.
Lots of strange noises. They start at 9pm and get crazy by 10:30pm really hit a high at 2:30am when a jeep roared by, stopped right by my tent for several minutes, continued, turned at gate and raced back uphill.
Insane sounds, like a dragon “sneeze/roar” kind of like a “TCH-ROAR!” sound was all i could think of. Super loud and very close by, about 100 feet up the road where I saw an old gated overgrown path that hadn’t been used in years. That was obviously the animal super highway. Swell. (At least I didn’t camp ON that overgrown path – the only damn flat spot in this whole wooded ‘road’). Scariest night camping ever, worrying about bears too all alone miles into woods. I was pretty sure it wasn’t a bear, though not all the other noises I heard. Whatever the hell this thing was it was pissed off, and very active.
I’ve camped all over – a lot when younger too, let’s see: NH, VT, ME, MA, UT, CA, NV, France, Spain, Norway, and I ain’t NEVER heard anything so f*&ed up as this. Wait, I did hear this in Norway… I recall this almost instantly. Scared the living hell out of my girlfriend and I at the time. We both imagined it was a roaring dragon doing flybys on our tent in the middle of nowhere. Nerve wracking. Don’t believe me: well take a listen here then. I searched online when back home and found the exact noise. Now crank it up to an ’11’ outside your tent alone.
CLICK here – I found this same sound I heard all night on the internet: Awful night terror noise
Mp3 version here
I woke up to a a cawing crow at 6:30am and thought “Sweet!” I slept later than I thought I could. Packed up my dusty bike with all my gear, set up the GoPro and had to stash the tank bag to do that.
Drove through the gate and entered Yosemite National Park for the very first time.

This is also an unmanned gate – there’s no one else anywhere nearby – and a ‘free’ ‘backdoor’ entrance to Yosemite if you want to roll that way.

Followed dirt track / road for about 3.3 miles and came in the sneaky way right through the Wawona Golf Course!

First stop: Wawona General store for some breakfast: Black Cherry Almond Clif bar, banana and some trail mix for later.

Then zipped off to Glacier Point and found the most stunning view 3000 feet above the below valley. It’s so high up, you look over the edge and your stomach goes into your throat reflexively. Just gorgeous.

This was 3000 feet above the valley floor view:

And the drive up there is loaded with fast sweeping in superb shape except for one short length about 2/3 of the way up the 17 mile road.
First lookout I drove into with GoPro there was a deer in the parking lot and not too many people as it was still quite early, happily.

After returning down Glacier Point Road I back tracked to Wawona General Store and got a tuna sandwich as I was pretty damn hungry at 11:30am. Then off south on 41 to Mariposa Grove and some of the oldest larger giant sequoia trees.

They have one the “Grizzly Giant” tree that is estimated 2000 years old! It’s a beautiful wide and crazy looking tree. Circumference at the base is 94 feet, diameter 30 feet, 210 feet tall.
Also saw the “Tunnel Tree” and hiked about 2.6 miles there.
Put back on all the gear and then headed to the actual Yosemite Valley itself. Back same route 41 North. Then I was man behaving badly. I was breaking speed limits with abandon, (uh, several DY lines for cages), and looped that particular route 41 hairpin turn about 7 times at high revving speeds. I find out later that Park rangers are everywhere ticket everyone left and right for 4-5 mph over the 35mph park limit. Dodged that bullet. Have to be calmer next time I guess.

Finally approaching the world famous valley, it’s about 3pm. A newer forest fire caused a lot of smoky haze in the valley unfortunately. The famous “Tunnel View” vista point was a little underwhelming due to this smoky haze. 

And indeed coming over the pass into the area you could smell remnants of burnt things.
I had hit a wall on this 2nd day at 2pm and felt over the whole trip, just thoroughly exhausted. My left arm was very sore. But the ride into the Valley Floor and especially the “Mist Trail” to Vernal Falls really perked me up. Very steep hike especially that last bit to get to the very top of Vernal Falls. Bathed in sweat and heart pumping big time up that face. The final ascent has a crazy iron fenced staircase that looks straigh out of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.



Crazy final staircase.

I had the top of the falls all to myself at 5pm. Hike back down to the Valley and walk to bike and gear up and head out. I installed my tank bag back (had been cramming it in my saddle bags to use the gas tank GoPro mount in the park, and this turned out to be a mistake. The ride out was incredibly epic, much better than the way in, and the view simply jaw dropping.

A nice German guy insisted taking my photo with my bike here!
Indeed, past El Portal and out of the park the gorgeousness just wouldn’t stop: route 140 follows this continuing canyon for miles and miles and the pretty Merced river right next to the road for 30 miles! Did a little hand held GoPro here.
I stopped just before the El Portal gate at 7pm and unfortunately the Rangers were still installed at the gate booth and stopping all traffic. Not good, my back door mountain entrance meant I had no pass. I stretched out, did a little dirt rermoval off chain, wasted more time, and finally 7:15 figured I need to get the F outta here, I have a 4 hour ride ahead and I am beat tired. I hit the gate and with a big grin the Ranger waves me through and says “Have a great evening!” Wow, I say the same back and head down this wonderous road grinning. I lost the light shortly after and I am very eager to go back this way some morning soon in broad daylight and soak it all in. And pay for a proper pass in, I find out later motorcycles are half price $10 fee (!)
The bike broke down in livermore / pleasanton border final night at 11:30pm, about 35 miles from home.
The clutch broke. Taking exit for final rest and stretch, the clutch lever fell right into the handlebar and no clutch. I had to jam shift transmission into 3rd gear, slow down and stop.
I thought my clutch cable snapped. But something else is wrong in clutch itself. The lever arm tube fell out the bottom of the bike and was hanging. I twiddled it around a lot, got it slotted and jammed it up into clutch by hand. I figured I had a clutch pull or two before it was done.
Went in 3rd gear back to highway, pulled in clutch – it worked – and shifter from 3rd to 6th and drove 32 highway miles that way to oakland. Pulled in clutch once more at exit stop sign to go straight to 2nd gear at red light. Then 3rd clutch pull to start and slowly cruised to her apartment and stored bike. Will have to get going on it to fix it. My girlfriend had to pick me up there last night so we could go to Berkeley.
This was my first trip with a GPS running and it was great and very handy.
Yosemite was amazing. The whole trip was. Epic pics. Including spot where presidents stand 3000 feet above valley floor looking down on half dome.
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Summary:
I drove about 237 miles or so the first day to my camping stop off Chowchilla Mtn Road in the woods.
Second day between all the park driving and driving back to Oakland I drove about 322 miles, a new day record with Green Magic.
5 mile climb to top of Vernal Falls and back, 2 miles hike in Mariposa Grove.
Terrors in the night:
The next morning safe and secure in Berkeley I finally discovered what that roaring was, the night terrors that plagued me in Yosemite and also in the summer of 1996 in Norway camping. We were scared shitless then and I was uber creeped out alone. The power of the internet… I figured I would look it up and was trying to figure out which animals Yosemite and rural Norway have in common. Some crazy sort of elk cry??
Nope, it’s the “Vixen – Cry” and / or “alarm” cry from none other than the little cuddly (horny or pissed off) red fox. Aww, wish I had known and coulda slept. You would never in a million years think a small animal like that, and even a fox could possibly make such a noise. I’ve heard coyotes howling lots and lots, and know their excited hunting noises, calls, and alarm noises. But this is completely on a different level altogether.
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